Pingu's Prayer

Pingu's Prayer

Our Pingu, who art in freezer
delicious be thy name.
Thy desserts come,
thy sex be done
on earth as it is with you.
Give us this day our daily ice cream
and forgive us our fake orgasms
as we forgive those who fake orgasms against us.
And lead us into temptation
and deliver us from conventionalism.
For with you is the sexuality, and the deliciousness and the beauty from now and until death. Amen.